Best of RAH96:
Odd Parity - 07/96

Miscellaneous insanity from both the online and "real" worlds.

Congratulations Class of 1996!

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want mustard with that?"

The Virtual Reality Test

If you can see it,
And you can touch it,
It's real.

If you can touch it,
But you can't see it,
It's transparent.

If you can see it,
But you can't touch it,
It's virtual.

If you can't see it,
And you can't touch it,
It's gone!